- Do not hurt anybody. Funny is better than spiteful. Use common sense. If you wouldn't want your four year old to hear what you're saying (or singing), or see what you're wearing (or not wearing), then don't do it.
- Be nice to the shoppers. Be nice to the hourly employees—even the security guards—too. They're just working for a living like the rest of us.
- The board members of bannedfromwalmart.com reserve the right to refuse publication of anyone's story. Do something tacky and there's no shirt for you, mister!
- If you're asked to leave the store, then leave. It isn't actually necessary for you to get banned from walmart to get yourself a tshirt—it's the thought that counts.
